I am a screenwriter
from Australia,
in New Zealand,
going places.

Handsome writer please hire
 

This already feels a bit pretentious to be honest. I mean, just look at that big tagline over to the left. That is some A-grade wankery right there. Not to mention the banner image. How will this help me get writing jobs?

I could have just said I work in television in New Zealand, co-creating and co-writing an original comedy series called Good Grief. It debuted on TVNZ, and was picked up for a second season internationally by AMC Networks. That’s pretty cool. I should have led with that.

Oh, I could have mentioned the trio of Frogwares’ video games I wrote story for – Sherlock Holmes The Awakened, Sherlock Holmes Chapter One, and The Sinking City. Or that I created the puzzles for four escape rooms on the competitive reality TV series One Way Out. Or that I scripted on Darwin & Newts, an animated science show, and worked on What Now, The Adam & Eve Show, and Fanimals too. Hell, even a mention of my short films, music composition, or podcast would have been good.

But nope. I'm "going places." Christ.

Look, if you need writing done – be it a wholesale screenplay, pitch or treatment, punch-ups or rewrites, script reader services, or even simple proofreading – then please get in touch below. I’m great at structural analysis and character work, so if something isn’t working, I can help.


 

Say Hey!

 

You can email me at nschaedel@gmail.com.